WHAT.
WHY WAS I AWARDED SO MANY PIECES OF PAPER.
I WAS ONLY EXPECTING HONOR ROLL.
NOT A BUNCH A BULLSHIT AND TWO MEDALS BECAUSE I JUST HAPPEN TO PASS A BENCHMARK AND GET THE HIGHEST AVERAGE.
COME ON KENTUCKY, YOU’RE CODDLING.
CODDLING IS BAD.
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND RAISE THE GODDAMN BENCHMARK.
Fifty people should not be getting the same award. That’s around the time where it becomes stupid to recognize them.
It is okay for them to fail you idiots.
Really.
Come on.
I know Mass Effect is a series aimed at teens and sci-fi nerds, but really, you have to make a star cluster that contains a phallus-shaped nebula?
Really?
And this is what your designers are calling “creative vision”?
Oh my god.
I got a new cat brush for Kan.
And oh my god.
I can actually breathe without inhaling 20 parts per dozen of cat fur.
What is this magic.
I will build an altar to the gods who created this thing.
Because holy fucking shit.
Now I just need an un-chokable cat-and-vomit-proof vacuum, and this house will be capable of surviving all the apocalypses.
Today a teacher was walking around carrying a kitten.
He was so tiny and pathetic and precious it was just oh my god.
My heart exploded when I saw how scared he was.
The poor baby…
When I Was A Kid
oh…same….except for the Gatrodes because i never drink stuff like that
You forgot Hawaiian Punch (or any fruit/tropical punch) and pretending you were a vampire and it was blood.
I was a bored child shush.
I don’t know if I’m the only person who thought this was weird, but has anyone else wondered why we call German peopleGerman, whilst they call themselves Deutsch?
I know you’re all on the edge of your seats, so I did some research into the different origins of the names!
Oh yes, folks, you’d best fasten your seatbelts, because it’s time for some goddamn etymology.
You.
Are.
Amazing.
Have you ever thought of writing for Cracked?
Pandas.
If anyone can make something into a panda, it’s me.
So, I did.
^.^
Shameless advertising!
I guess it’s kinda like an RP blog? In that I may eventually possibly draw pictures of characters interacting with each other IC?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FROM A BORED IDEA DURING END OF COURSE ASSESSMENTS AND BEGIN ELABORATING ON IT.
So, yeah. Hopefully I’ll expand more than the post I made last week and the posts I made today!
Sorry Ashley.
I’ve noticed this. There’s a surprising lack of pandas and the magic of potatoes has yet to be spread door-to-door.
But Lily seems pretty upbeat?
So maybe you don’t need pancakes to be happy?
I feel sorry for the Canadians.
